If you are the captain of your ship why do you keep running it into the dock?
What does the cargo hold? Have you ever been held by a cargo? Are there cars in the cargo?
I am the captain of industry. Unfortunately my industry went south.
Do people who work for Avis, remember the Alamo?
Does IHOP sell kangaroo meat?
Has the White House ever been painted another color?
If you eat crayolas crayons would you poop the rainbow?
Before his planet exploded did Dr. Who have relatives like Dr. Where and Doctor When?
Can a bird fly upside down?
Today’s news: Boy suspended over a purse in school. I heard of magic acts but that is one for the books.
In my town there was a blurb that Mel’s Pants would be open soon. He must be a pervert.
Why are the rich idle? Or are they idolized because of their wealth. Is Billy Idol both idol and idle?
How many of us have dilly dallied or flip flopped?
Does it pay to work when you can get from unemployment, welfare, and food stamps the same amount of money you would get from working? If I could get $200 for not working and the same amount for working, why would I work? Is the incentive in the work itself? Or that I would be just ashamed or stupid? Now refer that to Congress. They get large amounts of money for doing no work and are really on the dole.
Speaking of Congress, they should all be given Indian names. They think they are the Chiefs and nobody works. Who would you give the following Indian Names to? Give me a comment if you would.
Snow: she looks good and then turned to mush.
Crazy Horse: Daffy as a loony bird.
Geronemo: Constantly bailing out of perfectly good plane for no reason, and with no parachute.
Sitting Bull: Lots of nonsense coming out of both ends.
ALESHANEE: Coos : “She plays all the time”
AWANATA: Miwok: ” turtle.”
CHU’MANA: Hopi : “snake maiden.”
HEHEWUTI: Hopi : “warrior mother spirit.”
INOLA: Cherokee: “Black Fox”
LULU: “rabbit”
MELI: Zuni : ” bitter.”
NATA: “speaker”
NUKPANA: Hopi : ” evil.”
OPA: Choctaw: “owl”
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