Six men go into a bar. The bartender is behind the bar and says, “free beer with a sandwich.”
Two men hear that and respond that he said, “Beer that is not fit to be drunk will be given with a sandwich.”
Two men hear that he said, “Good beer but the sandwich is meat that is old and bread which is stale.”
Two men keep their tongues in their mouths and order beer and a sandwich and afterward say nothing.
Who is right. The bartender is viewed differently by six people. All have their own agenda. Some now smear the bar with innuendoes that it is a nasty place.
Some say that the bar has a great deal for the public and therefore is a great place. Some will go back, and some will stay away.
The lesson to be learned is if there are bad vibes in your heart you will hear things differently than if you have good vibes in your heart.
Who is telling the truth depends on who says it and who hears it.
The name of the bar is, “The shit hole bar and its slogan are unfit for human consumption”
Side note: Every child is hearing this on the news and will use it in public. We have elevated to below reasonable dialogue. We are a sad conglomerate of improper wordings.
I remember once in a class that I was teaching that one student said that another student’s mother worked the streets. I had a private conversation with the two of them in between classes. The one child who said it, said it was true. The other agreed his mom did work the streets. I was appalled and then he said his mother was a cop and worked the streets to keep it clean of crime. Sometimes you got to go the extra mile to figure out what is said and what is meant.
Schnorrer (שנאָרער; also spelled shnorrer) is a Yiddish term meaning “beggar” or “sponger”. The word Schnorrer also occurs in German to describe a freeloader who frequently asks for little things, like cigarettes or little sums of money, without offering a return.
Are you a schnorrer? Who has not bummed a cig or got a free beer from a neighbor, or got a small loan never repaid?
Bagel: A ring-shaped bread roll made by boiling or steaming, and then baking, the dough (from בײגל beygl) (OED, MW). Who has not eaten a bagel with a smear of cream cheese and a piece of lox.
Chutzpah: Nerve, guts, balls, daring, audacity, effrontery (Yiddish חצפּה khutspe, from Hebrew) Asking a girl for a date knowing she is going to say no. Asking for a raise when the company is going out of business. Telling the wife the dress makes her look fat. Do you have chutzpah or not?
Gonif: A thief, scoundrel, rascal (Yiddish גנבֿ ganev or ganef ‘thief’, from Hebrew גנב gannav). I bet we can put that classification on a few in Congress. I wonder what the plural is for there are so many in Washington that would sink the boat of reason.
Kvell: To express great pleasure combined with pride (Yiddish קװעלן kveln, from an old Germanic word; cognate with German quellen ‘swell’) (OED, MW) A good example of this word is how my wife thinks of our grandchildren. She kvells to the world that they are the most smart and capable children ever born. Common on, all Grandmas do that. Grandparents spoil their grandchildren and their parents resent it. or do they?
I had a nightmare last night and there were flames and burning ash,
I could feel my body sweating as the temperature upward flashed.
I awoke the next morning and there was the rumor of a nuclear strike,
Nuclear missiles were on the way to a Cuban port and that was not right.
The President ordered to intercept the load and stop them from their destination,
We were ready to go to war and start a possible nuclear conflagration.
We were eye to eye with the Ruskies and the nation took a deep breathe,
Then the last second the Russian ships turned around and just left.
Now the young people probably are thinking that we were up a creek,
But the truth of the matter it really happened in 1963 in less than a week.
This was not a story made up and fabricated, I assure you of that,
It was history known as The Cuban Missile Crisis and that is a fact.
The following are picture of cities from the world. There is Miami, Bangkok, Nairobi, the capital of South Africa, an island in the Caribbean. I need help point out the huts. Big cities do not have huts. The President has to stop watching Tarzan movies. Of course he never lived in a hut so he might not recognize what they look like. P.S. the last picture is where Trump’s wife was born. Novo Mestro Slovenia.