Rushed puns are as stupid as the ones given thought

Men who give out  the lines in the bar should be doctors for most of the time they flat line.

The women who are losers  are miss takers.

When Papa John gets old will the slices go smaller in size?  Will they be delivered by walkers?

What does one bee say to a bee it loves?  Honey be mine?

Should not lime be used in lime pits under the arms of a limey?

Do they sell staples at Staples?

Can pass actions be positive if current actions are ac/dc?

If an electrician gets a shock is he or she amped up?

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A few thoughts before I go to work

If Bees read Shakespeare would they say, “To Bee or not to Bee?”

Did doctors really put  the lime in the coconut?

Who invented the Rubber Duckie?

What kind of form is a plat?  Platform.

If Misery loves company what does it  not love? Solitude?’

If no man is an island then we can assume he cannot have a beachfront.

Air is invisible except if there is soot in it.  I wonder in outer space if you can see pollution over certain cities?

If the one one got away got away is there an APB out on it?

How simple was Simple Simon?’

When Humpty Dumpty fell did they make scrambled eggs out of his tragedy?

Did they toast his attributes?