The songs of the trade:

 

“I have got you under my skin.”  The song the dermatologist sings as he cuts.

“I left my heart in San Francisco” the cardiologist croons.

“Luck be a lady tonight” a plastic surgeon refrain.

“Up the lazy river” the doctor of cholesterol softly voices.

“Three dog night” the vet remembers the night before.

“I am going to wash that man right out of my hair” the head doctor screams.

“Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up” said the pharmacist.

 

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