In Jamaica the mongoose is the mangoose.
Can the snow leopard use an ice pack?
Was the Peking Duck arrested for spying?
Can a war be started because of missiletoe?
In a war of words are pens weapons?
Is compassion a love story between two dot coms?
Is the passion fruit sometimes to passionate and is it in the Fifty Shades of Gray?
Can a mustang be used in a posse of cars?
Did you hear what the buffalo herd?
Can Stove Top be microwaved?
If a person’s last name is Miser would his daughter be named Penny?
If it cost three cents to make a penny why does our government do round up to the nearest nickel?
If the Count dies is it a miscount?
Is the wife of the Count the Mrs. Count?
What is a wide spread? Is it a waste area concept?
Does the skunk smell his reeking odor?
Does anyone out there remember taking two pieces of bread, a few slices of cheese in between and placing it on the radiator of the room to melt it into a grilled cheese sandwich?
If you grill a cheese sandwich does it talk the secrets of cheese?