Can a tart have a tort?
Can a lawyer leak a brief?
Is Simon a simple person or a deep thinker?
If e equals mc squared can it dance in a square dance?
I used to be square said the amorphous creature but not morphed into a triangle?
If Superman marries Super girl and cheats on her with Cat Woman would that result in a cat fight?
Do birds blink? What about fish?
Did they really use cat’s guts to make the early tennis rackets? When you hit a ball with them did they meow?
What if everybody in the band wore a band aid. Would they play at the hospital and put everyone in stitches?
If Jack be nimble and Jack be quick, why did he get impaled by a candle stick?
Did Mary really lose her sheep or sold them and then claimed they were stolen for the insurance?
Can you goose Mother Goose? Have you ever sat on a tuppet?
Why did the mice go up the clock?
Why is there a well on top of the hill< would you not dig on the bottom of the hill< and who pushed Jack and Jill down the hill< sounds like a stalker?
Why is MacDonald fascinated by eieio? Where is a and u?
If Al went through a portal does he need a passport or a porta potty?