Puns in the morning

Do clocks have tics and or tocks?

What kind of rock and roll has a band made of aides?

How safe is a safety device when it is cracked by a safe cracker?

What kind of element is made up of seconds? A time element?

Periodic table is full of periods and therefore does not have a pregnant point.

Should firemen be concerned with fireworks if they go on strike?

What is the difference between a comet and a meteor? Are not both just rocks in space?

What is a space heater? Does it heat up space like the sun?

Why do we swear when we take an oath?

Why do gates swing in and not out?

Does a couple that fools around and is married called a swing set?

Is drool filled with DNA?

Is the vice president filled with vice?

Are we in the stage of turn, turn and turn?

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time to build up, a time to break down
A time to dance, a time to mourn
A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
A time of love, a time of hate
A time of war, a time of peace
A time

Now is the time of Trump.  Thank God it will turn.  It will just take time.

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