Puns and mixed words.

Do clocks have tics and or tocks?

What kind of rock and roll has a band made of aides?

How safe is a safety device when it is cracked by a safe cracker?

What kind of element is made up of seconds? A time element?

Periodic table is full of periods and therefore does not have a pregnant point.

Should firemen be concerned with fireworks if  they go on strike?

What is the difference between a comet and a meteor?  Are not both just rocks in space?

What is a space heater?  Does it heat up space like the sun?

Why do we swear when we take an oath?

Why do gates swing in and not out?

Does a couple that fools around and is married called a swing set?

Is drool filled with DNA?

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