I am surrounded by monsters, they are all around me.
Some are in my head and others creep up and sit on my knee.
Some remind me I am old and creepy with eyes that are red lined.
Others affect my mental attitude and therefore I cannot unwind.
There is Frankenstein the monster made of parts unknown.
There is the Swamp creature that leaves slime on my phone.
There is cute ET trying to phone home,
And there is the alien trying to come out of my chest,
A creature who is an unwelcome guest.
And so, to avoid them I go to work and try to accomplish my job,
But my boss is an ignorant bastard and reminds me of the blob.