Puns on a Monday

Is Robin Hood a bird in a hoodie?

What are the elements in Metallica?

Why is the water boy bringing Gatorade to the players who are from the Crimson Tide?

How tall is the ruler of a country?

Can there be a city bumpkin? Who is his kin of the bump?

Can there be urban bumpkin?

An indent is good for a paragraph but not for a car.

Dentures for dentists, an example for a poor tooth man.

Moles and voles and frogs and tadpoles are always mixed up in my mind.

If you are between the North and South Pole are you bipolar?
Can spaghetti not be pasta?

What about a spaghetti plot of a hurricane? And where is the sauce?
If I had a four hour erection I would not require a hospital just the funeral.

If he is the spitting image of his dad was his dad made of spit?

If the air is thin the further you go up should not there be a lot of air on the bottom of the ocean?

What ever happened to Popeye, did he get a spinach overdose and end up on spinach steroids?

Can you have a u ball and see it with your eyeball?

How can you get a good night’s sleep on a bed of roses?

What cause do bees have? Do they have placards declaring their love of their honey?

Who chose the colors of the rebels in the Civil War? Why gray?

Notice that people are made out of flesh and blood. What about the little gray cells? Are they flesh with electrons?

What is being subservant? Is it a valet on a boat?

Can there be boats called Q boat, D boat or any other letter? We do have the U boat.

What does gun packing mean? Does it mean the gun is packed in a luggage piece?


4 thoughts on “Puns on a Monday

  1. always enjoy your post Barry, I really enjoyed working with you at LEGOLAND Florida. Hope all is well with you and your family. Have a great day sir.

    • good to hear from you. hope all is well. The employees are in shambles. Gone Tre, Ashton, Eric and believe it or not Clint. We give out carts and the tips are minor. Of all the guys I am the last guy standing.

    • Hope all is well. May 30th. I had to go in for a triple by pass and they put me on short term disability from the hotel. Trying to go back now but there is some push not to take me back. The turnover is tremendous and if you speak up you are on the black list. Oh well, life goes on. You were one of the pluses at Legoland. By the way they got rid of Clint, he was stealing time and got caught. Of all those you worked with all are gone. Hope you are doing well. Regards, Barry

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