The mind is wasted on stupid things

A florist should specialize on floors.

A taxidermist should specialize on taxes.

Or be a driver of a taxi?

As in the early days, worshipers are still encouraged to lay hands on the sick, speak in tongues, provide testimony of miracles, and occasionally consume poisons such as strychnine.[17] Snake handlers do not worship snakes, instead using the snakes to show non-Christians that God protects them from harm. In church services, when they feel the anointing of the Holy Spirit come upon them, these Christians reach into boxes, pick up venomous snakes and hold them up as they pray, sing, and dance. Gathering mainly in homes and converted buildings, snake handlers generally adhere to strict dress codes such as uncut hair, ankle-length dresses, and no cosmetics for women; and short hair and long-sleeved shirts for men. Most preach against any use of tobacco or alcohol.  And I thought that snake handlers worked with asps.

Only mutes do not speak in tongues.  Unless mute is a language only the deaf can hear.

Are cartoons about toons with cars in them?

Does Superman donate his sperm to a super sperm bank?  Does his sperm used in sperm whale research?

Is Wonder Woman invisible in her stealth jet?  Otherwise you would see her fly through the air.

Does Aqua man swim in polluted waters and gets gummed up?

There are jelly donuts why not jam donuts?

Can one fly low rather than fly high

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