A few mind farts in the morning.

What does a zombie think when he listens to the music from Footloose?

Did the zombie leave his heart in San Francisco?

What kind of pan is in pancreas?  Pan means bread in Spanish.

Kid not the bean for Kidney Bean.

Can brains reproduce?  Brain child are ideas everywhere.

Are there cons in Congress?  Do you have to be a felon to be in the House?

I have never seen ears on cars.  So how did we get careers?

I have pots and pans.  Pot is illegal but pans are not.

Prisoners are in favor for term limits.

 

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