Never understood slight.
A slight joke, a slight mistake or a girl who tells you she is slightly pregnant.
How distant is distant? Keep your distance for example. A block, twelve feet or a continent away.
If the future is a second away by the time you read this you are in the future.
If E equals mass squared then it is okay to be squared.
Can square dances be held on a circular floor?
Can you be positive if you have an ex in your life. I am positive I have an ex.
If you age slower in space then Ponce De Leon should have gone there instead of traveling around Florida.
Is Bernie Sanders related to Colonel Sanders.
I loved it when fried became a negative and Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC.
Is it a good year when you buy goodyear tires?
Is it a bad year when they grow bald?
Stress related is thinking of all the bills you have paid and yet they still come in day after day.
Ever pay bills a bit at a time. The interest kills you and yet you show no interest.