a few puns at sundown

Men who give out  the lines in the bar should be doctors for most of the time they flat line.

The women who are losers  are miss takers.

When Papa John gets old will the slices go smaller in size?  Will they be delivered by walkers?

What does one bee say to a bee it loves?  Honey be mine?

Should not lime be used in lime pits under the arms of a limey?

When a para  legal makes a mistake does he or she say para shit?

Do they sell staples at Staples?

Can pass actions be positive if current actions are ac/dc?

If an electrician gets a shock is he or she amped up?

 

 

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