The Art of Mating

Do you think  that animals mate by color?

My cow thinks black is grand and a white spot would be fantastic.

My cat wants to be calico and looks for an orange mate.

What about people?  My red hair would look great with your blue eyes.

I have a tendency for fat thighs and therefore should mate with a thin chick.

Absurd you say.  And yet that is the direction we are going.  The computers will check our blood and DNA.  A composite will be done and that is what your kids will look like.  You can marry based on it or not.

Soon the petrie dish will be used and sex will be passe.  It will be non messy and no goo.

NO fuss and no muss.

What does love have to do with it, Tina was right.

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