What is so funny about someone slipping on a banana peel?
Is it as funny as riding a surfboard with zeal?
Is a fat man funny squeezing into a small pair of pants?
Is it funny when a man goes nuts and starts to rant?
Is cursing funny when it is spouted by people running for the big office in the land?
Would we laugh at the person elected if he nukes our enemies into sand?
Get ready to laugh your ass off as we spin into non control.
Earth to Spaceman watch from the stars as the earth does blow.
Madmen will rule and the world will go insane,
Discussions of merit will degenerate into the inane.
No more intellectual discussions to save our world,
We will end up in oblivion as the earth doth boil.