The worse day ever and I feel beat down,
Nothing went right, I was like an unfunny clown.
I lost at a scratch off, and my numbers did not come in,
I lied to my wife and that is an unpardonable sin.
My car had a dead battery, and when I got it charged,
It would not move because of no gas, stuck in the garage.
I was late to work but it did not matter,
I was fired and packed up my desk, my boss the mad hatter.
My kids got in trouble at school and I got the call I dread,
From the Principal, a person named Doctor Fred,
Skipped classes and talked back to the teach,
One day my boys skipped school and went to the beach.
It was late at night and I laid down for the night,
A bad day for me and a day to forget, out of sight.
The next morning seemed better and I awoke like a bat out of hell,
I had a good day, an angel visited me and rang my bell.