My Wife is Annoying
My wife annoys me when she says I cannot drink soda,
It has sugar, aerated water and is not good for you.
My wife is annoying when she condemns sandwiches with meat,
They are filled with nitrates, fillers, and other poisons that are not good for you.
My wife is annoying when she made me quite smoking my pipe,
You have asthma and you need to stop bringing crap into your lungs.
My wife is extremely annoying when she made me give up cheese,
I use to love the stuff but she says it has too much cholesterol and salt.
My wife annoys me by making me take walks and doing some exercises,
The body needs to be stretched and you need you need to work on circulation.
Because of my wife I probably will live longer.
Her annoying is because she loves me and wants me around.
For that reason she can be annoying as she wants.
And I thank her.